? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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