i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
