i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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