Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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