I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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