hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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