rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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