its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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