I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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