Don't you send me to vm
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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