We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
You did what with his pubic hair?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
