talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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