im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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