eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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