I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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