I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We got so high we made milksteak
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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