YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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