we're blogging at a bar
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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