Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
MIDGETS
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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