I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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