i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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