how can u be prego again
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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