After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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