the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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