ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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