the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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