sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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