So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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