it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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