Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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