he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
