Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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