Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
not ubering you a puppy
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