Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I just want to make out with him forever
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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