They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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