So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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