lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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