New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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