you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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