remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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