And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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