well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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