? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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