So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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