Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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