i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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