toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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