Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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