Define "chronic" masturbator.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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