What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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