it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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