what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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