First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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