Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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